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Beer Review

Let’s start of with a bitter truth: you can’t buy this beer. At least, not easily. It’s mostly sold on the  grey market in the USA, so it may take a trip to Northern Europe to score some (the brewery is in Sweden). However, this is a bottle you should keep an eye out for.

Pouring this beer into a glass  is like watching storm clouds on a dark night.  Magnificent marbled color that rolls between mahogany and a steep black. A tan head forms and falls back quickly.

Aromas of malted mocha  milkshake and raspberries. This is a spiked  milkshake, mind you: smoke , alcohol and grain scents sneak in .  This is  a barrel aged beer: on the palate, the whiskey notes come through, pushing along the vanilla, chocolate, and dark molasses. The flavors evolved into burnt toast, Madeira , and black cherries and end in a brilliantly long finish.

Full bodied with minimal carbonation. This is a truly remarkable experience.

 

 

Drink Your Way To Freedom

As a rule of thumb, it’s not a good idea to transport liquor without a license. It’s even a worse idea to attempt crossing a national border with nearly 700 gallons of black market booze. One Swedish gentleman tried to do just that. Not surprisingly, he  got busted. Border guards noted he was hauling 600 gallons of beer, 42 gallons of cocktails, 3 gallons of  wine, and 4 gallons of spirits. Needless to say, he was immediately arrested for smuggling.

This is where it gets interesting. Instead of sending him to the pokey, a Swedish court just sent him home with his freedom, and all his booze. His winning defense? He claimed he was an epic drunkard, and that the booze — the equivalent of 22 barrels — was for his personal consumption.  The court ruled that it was plausible that the booze was intended for him and his family, and therefore not illegal. That’s about 12 pints a day –every day– for a year.

We wish the unnamed gentleman the best of luck to him, his family, and their  livers.

drunken stewie

A still from Family Guy.

 

 Via TheLocal