Fruit flies hit the sauce when the lady flies don’t give them any lovin’. Yep, this is an actual article in the academic journal Science. Link
Are you single? Are you a drunk? Most likely you live in Washington, DC. Link
Need a brain boost? Forget the coffee and grab yourself a beer. Thank you, University of Illinois. Via Newser
Opposite day? New vaccine will give you a hangover after drinking a single beer. Via the Santiago Times.